"Alright, alright, alright." Calm down, stick a shell suit on, grab a bevy and you will look like one of Harry Enfields scousers when you put on this shifty guy wig and tash set fancy dress accessory. The set feature a black curly wig made from synthetic but realistic looking hair and comes in one size which should fit most people and a black moustache which sticks on with an adhesive strip.